Greensburg, PA • Extreme Tree Removal
There’s a New Captain in These Woods
The most extreme tree removals in the industry — over power lines, over rooftops, over anything standing between you and a clean yard. Certified master arborist. Fully insured. Completely fearless. He climbs what nobody else will touch.
Meet the Captain
Jordan — Captain Tree Man himself — is a certified master arborist who climbs everything. Power lines, rooftops, the leaning giant your neighbors won’t go near: that’s his idea of a good morning. His ground crew keeps a low profile on yard damage while he works overhead. Send us your worst tree and our team will come out, size up the enemy, and give you a straight quote face to face. Valid PA business license, insured to the hilt, and just the right amount of crazy. Up in the canopy, that’s exactly who you want.
What the Captain Does
🪓 Removals & Trimming
The removals nobody else will touch — over power lines, over structures, leaning right at your house. Taken down clean and controlled, or trimmed back so your trees stay healthy and your roofline stays intact.
⚓ Cabling & Stump Grinding
Weak limbs braced with proper cabling, and stumps ground down to nothing so you can reclaim your yard like it was never there.
🌩️ Storm & Emergency
Day or night — 24/7. When the weather wins the first round, the Captain rides out for the second, even after dark. Fast, safe cleanup of downed and damaged trees.
The Captain’s Log
A few of the beasts we’ve taken on.
See the Captain in Action
Cat rescues, power-line drops, and the sketchiest climbs you’ll ever see.
Straight From the Job Site
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What Western PA Is Saying
★ 98% Recommend · 136 Facebook Reviews
★★★★★
“I can’t thank Jordan enough for helping rescue my cat after it got stuck high up in a tree. He showed up quickly, stayed calm, and went above and beyond to safely get my cat down. It’s rare to find someone so dependable and genuinely caring.”
— Adam Smith
★★★★★
“This guy is awesome & honest! Helped me out of a tree jam when everyone else just wanted to take advantage of storm-damage customers. He’s an honest, earnest man who knows his craft. Highly recommending him!”
— Judi Rinaldi
★★★★★
“We had a large oak that needed to come down. They had it cut down within a few hours and managed not to put even a small dent in our fence that was only feet away. They definitely have a lifetime customer here!”
— Amanda Majocha
★★★★★
“Jordan and his crew did an awesome job at my house. Great communication, great work, and a great price. I’ll be using him again.”
— Nick Costa
★★★★★
“He was fast, communicated well, and did exactly what he recommended. Afterward he walked my property with me and pointed out trees to watch. I’d highly recommend him and his crew.”
— Sam Coombs
★★★★★
“I highly recommend Jordan and his team! Only met him two days ago and it seems like I’ve known him for years. Down to earth, reliable, honest, and job well done. Extremely hard worker, as was his crew!”
— Christopher Staudt
Got a Tree That Needs a Talking-To?
Free, no-obligation consultation. Send the Captain your worst.